'Til Mother Sends A Howler (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 22989

'Til Mother Sends a Howler My Way (CoS, Chap. 4)

Dedicated to Lisa

(To the tune of Fun Fun Fun)

The Scene: Kings Crossing. Enter HARRY & RON

RON & (HARRY)
Well it's the start of the term
And we're ready for the Hogwarts Express now
But a barrier's there and it will not
Grant us any access now
So my Dad's Flying Ford Anglia 
Into service we'll press now
And we'll have fun fun fun 
`Til mother sends a Howler my way 
(Fun fun fun till Molly sends a Howler his way)

With a tap of my wand
The Anglia is taking on wing now
(taking on wing now taking on wing)
We're high in the clouds and the two of us are feeling like kings now
(feeling like kings now feeling like kings)
The only problem is that to eat or drink we haven't a thing now
(Haven't a thing now haven't a thing )
But we'll have fun fun fun
Til mother sends a Howler my way
(Fun fun Fun till Molly sends a Howler his way)

The spires and the towers of Hogwarts 
Are breathtakingly viewed now
(I feel renewed now I feel renewed)
But suddenly we notice that the Ford 
Is losing its altitude now
(I'm in a bad mood now I'm in a bad mood)
After crashing on the Whomping Willow both of us 
Are feeling subdued now
(On the ground we were strewed now the ground we were strewed)

BOTH
But we had fun fun fun
Till Snape tried to expel us
Fun till he said we were too rebellious
Fun Fun Fun till Snape sent a Detention our way!

(Exit HARRY and RON, as they are led away by Snape)

  -  CMC