HP4GU Contest #5

[joym999 at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 19881

This week's contest is about everyone's favorite subject – no, not 
Harry Potter, but your *other* favorite subject – SEX!!!  Well, and 
love and romance and all that related stuff, too.

First, a disclaimer:  This contest is only open to people over the 
age of 18.  If you are underage, you should not participate.  You 
should not read this message.  You should not even think about this 
message.  You should, especially, not think about sex.  (If you don't 
believe me, ask your parents.)  No matter what your age, if you are 
offended by any references to sex or sexuality, don't read this 
message or the responses.

OK, now that we're protected (in the legal sense, I mean), let's 
proceed.  This week we will be speculating on the sex and love lives 
of witches and wizards.  How are they different than those of 
muggles?  What's the deal with love potions?  What kind of spells and 
charms and potions do wizards use to make their romances more 
romantic and their sex lives more sexy?

Your response should consist of speculation on any of the above 
questions, or another, related question.  It can involve a spell or 
other magical item mentioned in the books, or one you have made up.

For example, I have often thought that Polyjuice Potion could really 
spice up your sex life.  Not that my sweetie isn't the cutest thing 
ever, but he'd be even cuter after he drank some Polyjuice with one 
of Antonio Banderas' hairs in it.  (I know it would only last for an 
hour, but what a fun hour it would be!)

This contest will, of necessity, involve a fair amount of blatant 
sexual content.  Nevertheless, please try and be tasteful about it.  
Try and be creative, too.  In other words, spare us the obvious 
remarks about Engorgement Charms and the like.  Oh, and if you want 
me to keep your response anonymous, just let me know.  (You can trust 
me not to sell your secrets to the Daily Prophet or the New York 
Post.)

Oops, and before I forget, the rules:

1.  Contest responses should be sent by email to the contest email 
address, which is HP4GUCon at aol.com.  RESPONSES SHOULD NOT BE POSTED 
TO THE LIST.  Anyone posting responses, especially puzzle answers, to 
the list will be disqualified from participation in that contest, 
sent a howler, turned into a toad, sent to Azkaban, AND forced to eat 
bubotuber pus. SO DON'T POST RESPONSES TO THE LIST.

2.  Contests will be posted on Fridays.  Responses should be sent by 
email to HP4GUCon at aol.com by midnight Tuesday night (EST).  For 
puzzle contests, both the correct answers and a list of everyone who 
submitted a correct solution by the deadline will be posted on 
Wednesday (or Thursday at the latest).  For creative and speculative 
contests, all responses will be posted, although I might just post a 
random sampling if there are a real lot of responses to a particular 
contest.

– Joywitch