Ol' Snapey is a Vamp (filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 20527

That's Why Ol' Snapey is a Vamp
A filk by Pippin to the tune of That's Why The Lady is a Tramp
Dedicated to the rest of you true believers


He gets real hungry, he could eat quarts
But they don't serve type A  blood at Hogwarts
And Dumble would grumble, if people he ate
Cause he knows Snapey is a vamp.

If he's a vampire, Severus Snape,
That explains why he keeps swishing his cape
And why Quirrel kept garlic next to his nape
Because ol' Snapey is a vamp

He loves his long, black, greasy hair
Eyes that can scare
He's mean, but he's ok
He  hated Potter for being a champ
Did James know Snapey is a vamp?

Doesn't like Harry, Hermione or Ron
He's seldom in sunlight, he always looks drawn
He never laughs with the rest of the throng
Because  ol' Snapey is a vamp