Goin' Out With Viktor (an R/H filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 20978

Goin' Out With Viktor (GoF, Ch. 23)

(To the tune of Proud Mary)

Dedicated to all R/H Shippers 

THE SCENE: Before the Great Hall on the night of the Yule Ball. Enter 
HERMIONE, in ordinary apparel 

HERMIONE 
(spoken)
They say fourth-years should take nice and easy 
But you see, I never ever do nothin' nice and easy.
I always do it nice and Gryff


.!

(HERMIONE disappears behind a column and re-emerges dazzlingly 
altered)

(music)
Got my front teeth shrunk by Pomfrey
Fixin' up my hair so it's shiny and fine
What a great sensation, a Transfiguration
Of a bookworm ready to start butterflyin'

This year I ain't time-turnin'
Ron's ears will soon be burnin'
Cause I'm goin' goin' goin' out with Viktor

Turned a lot of heads on Prom night
Parkinson was gaping in sheer jealousy
But I don't need magic just to be bewitchin'
`Cause I'm knowin' how to charm these fellas, see?

When I'm at the Yule Ball
Ron Weasley, I know you'll squall
When I'm goin' goin' goin' out with Viktor

Viktor is a star of Quidditch 
He can show ya how to do a Wronski Feint
He comes from that area that they call Bulgaria
And when he invites me home, hear Ron's complaints

Ronnie's got his little Krum doll
But Viktor's really now got some doll

(Enter VIKTOR KRUM)

KRUM
`Cause I am goin' goin' out vith Herm-own-ninny

HERMIONE & KRUM
Goin' goin' goin' out with/vith Viktor/Granger
Goin' goin' goin' out with/vith Viktor/Granger
Goin' goin' goin' out with/vith Viktor/Granger

(Exit, arm and arm, to the Great Hall)

   - CMC