House Elves keep making up my bed (filk)

[Chris Dosset]

No: HPFGUIDX 20991

Hi

The wonderful Caius inspired me to try to write a filk, so be nice as it's my virgin attempt.

House Elves keep making up my bed (GoF)

(To the tune of Rain Drops keep falling on my head)

THE SCENE: Gryffindor Tower Common Room, Hermione, Ron and Harry sit near the fire.

HERMIONE

House Elves keep making up my bed,
But that doesn't mean they should be used to keep us fed,
Cooking all the meals,
Those House Elves keep working all day long, they keep working,

So I just did me some thinking, what to do?
Then I decided what they needed was to S.P.E.W.
Payment for their work,
Plus lots of holidays and health care by B.U.P.A.

But there's one thing, I know,
I'll fight to make them happy...
RON (snappily)
Don't be sappy!
Happiness is theirs already

HERMIONE
(repeats first verse defiantly)

-Chris-


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