Goblet of Fire (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 21328

The Goblet of Fire 

(To the tune of Ring of Fire)

Dedicated to Jenny of Ravenclaw

THE SCENE: Gryffindor Common Area. Enter HARRY, RON & HERMIONE, each 
of them facing away from the others)

HARRY
There was this Tri-Wiz cup
And I think that it set me up
I didn't think that I'd compete 
But that mug sure turned up the heat
 
My name came from the Goblet of Fire
I was not involved 
But Ron thinks that I'm a liar
I've been spurned spurned spurned
Claims I conspired, that's what transpired

HERMIONE
Fights between friends aren't fit
As when they're both half-wits
These boys, they are so hard-wired
To act like in bad satire

RON
His name came from the Goblet of Fire
He can't tell me how
So our friendship should expire
I feel stern stern stern
Toward that broomflyer I once admired

HERMIONE
Harry got snagged by the Goblet of Fire
And each boy thinks that
The other should some trust acquire
They can't learn learn learn
To just desire to call ceasefire ..

(Exit Severally)

  - CMC