Oops!... I did it again (filk)

[Elena Maestri]

No: HPFGUIDX 21376

Oops! ..I did it again
(based on the tune of Oops! ..I did it again by Britney Spears)

THE SCENE: the dungeons, at the Double Potions lesson, chapter seven of PoA.
The class has to prepare a Shrinking Solution, and Neville works with
Hermione.
 
NEVILLE
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I did it again!
I made a mistake, in a potion for Snape!
Oh my dear!

SNAPE
Let¹s see what we have got here:
not a Shrinking Solution, Œcause it¹s not bright green.
Well, as usual, Longbottom,
uou have obviously missed certain things!
Oh yes, Longbottom!

NEVILLE
Oops!...I did it again!
I¹ve tried to behave as a wizard all right,
a bad idea.
But I think I am wrong;
everyone sees that I¹m
no more than just a Squib!

HERMIONE
Professor Snape, let me help.
I¹m finished with mine.
You can see that it is, well, so very green.

SNAPE
Miss Granger, please shut your mouth!
No help for Longbottom, he must do this alone.
At the end of the lesson
we will test this on Trevor the toad!
He may die!

(in the meantime Hermione helps Neville correcting the potion)

NEVILLE
Oops!...I did it again!
I¹ve tried to behave as a wizard all right,
a bad idea.
But I think I am wrong:
everyone sees that I¹m
no more than just a Squib!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

(spoken bit)

"Here¹s the toad"

SNAPE
"Everyone please gather round: let¹s see what happens to this toad.²

THE CLASS (after witnessing that the potion had the right effect)
"Hey it becomes a tadpole; the Solution is right!²

HERMIONE
"Yeah, yes it is!"

SNAPE (knowing that Hermione has helped Neville)
"Five points from Gryffindor. Class dismissed."

HARRY (while leaving the classroom)
³Hermione, you should have lied to Snape.²

RON (looking for Hermione who ³disappeared²)
³Where is she?²

NEVILLE
Oops!... I did it again by myself,
got punished, once more and again!
Oops!... You think I am no wizard at all:
I¹m really not a Squib!

Oops!...I did it again!
I¹ve tried to behave as a wizard all right,
a bad idea.
But I guess I am wrong:
everyone thinks that I¹m
no more than just a Squib!

Oops!...I did it again!
I¹ve tried to behave as a wizard all right,
a bad idea.
But I know I am wrong:
everyone knows that I¹m
no more than just a Squib!

(Everyone leaves the classroom)


Elena