[HPforGrownups] Chapter 32 Filk

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 13334

Filk on Chapter 32

Dedicated to Carol Estes

(To the tune of I Just Can't Wait to Be King, from The Lion King)

(The Scene: The Cemetery at Little Hangleton. HARRY is tied against the
tombstone of Tom Riddle, Sr. WORMTAIL is scurrying about, making
preparations to restore the shrunken and hideous VOLDEMORT to corporeal
form)

VOLDEMORT
I've got the elements in place, so enemies watch out!

WORMTAIL
He's about to show once more that he's a guy with clout

VOLDEMORT
I've said ta-ta to Tirana
Adios Albania
Now say hello to tyranny
Catch that Voldy-mania

WORMTAIL(displaying a vial of Harry's blood and the bones of Riddle, Sr)
All he needs is that blood and flesh and bone

VOLDEMORT
Oh, I just can't wait to be cloned!

WORMTAIL(spoken)
I've rather just begun heating the cauldron, my master, if you please.....

VOLDEMORT
Ev'ryone sayin' Yes Sir

WORMTAIL (spoken)
Yes Sir!

VOLDEMORT
Ev'ryone sayin' Right Sir

HARRY (spoken)
Yeah right

VOLDEMORT
No one daring to say No

WORMTAIL (spoken)
No way

VOLDEMORT
No one sayin' my name

WORMTAIL (spoken)
No say

VOLDEMORT
Free to inflict great dismay
Free then to enslave my prey
Now it's time is finally here to execute my plan
As I ask my servant here to lend a helping hand

(WORMTAIL "grips the dagger and swings it upward")

HARRY
I've gotta keep my fingers crossed that Voldy's scheme flunks out
Out of luck, or out of sorts, or please just drown him out

WORMTAIL
He's on the verge of being re-enthroned!

VOLDEMORT & WORMTAIL
Oh I/he just can't wait to be cloned!

VOLDEMORT
No one else will be left
When I finish off the upright
After that you'll see my grand theft
Is really gonna take flight!

HARRY
Not yet!

(WORMTAIL places VOLDEMORT inside the huge bubbling cauldron)

HARRY (simultaneous with below)
This horror can no longer be postponed
Will his potion work? - it is still unknown
If it fails, hallelujahs shall be intoned

WORMTAIL (simultaneous with above)
This magic can no longer be postponed
Will his potion work? - it is still unknown
If it fails, lamentations shall be intoned

(The freshly resurrected VOLDEMORT rises triumphantly from the cauldron)

VOLDEMORT (simultaneous with below)
Oh, I just feel great, I've been cloned!
Oh, I just feel great, I've been cloned!

VOLDEMORT & WORMTAIL (simultaneous with below)
Oh, I just feel great, I've/he's been cloned!

HARRY (simultaneous with above)
Oh, I just hate to see he's been cloned!
Oh, I just hate to see he's been cloned!
Oh, I just hate to see he's been cloned!

    - CMC

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I realize that "cloning" is not the best description of the
process that Lord Voldemort undergoes in Chapter 32, but I needed a one
syllable word with a "K" sound.

Tirana is the capital of Albania