Snape's Potion Class

[Scott]

No: HPFGUIDX 13459

Sister Mary Lunatic wrote:
"Good grief!  Not only does Harry Potter get boys to read a book... 
Now he's going to teach them how to COOK!"

--That would be astounding wouldn't it? (I for one have always loved 
to cook.)

"When my sister and I were home alone during summer vacation in grade 
school, we used to get out a big mixing bowl and put a dollop of 
EVERYTHING IN THE KITCHEN into the bowl... spices, ketchup, mustard, 
milk, flour, pickle relish, brown sugar.  Ooof, my stomach turns as I 
think of it.  It ALWAYS ended up brown.  And no, we never tasted it.  
We just gloated over it and then threw it away and cleaned up before 
Mom got home from work.  Snape wouldn't have been pleased at all."

--Haven't we all done this? I know I did! No Snape wouldn't be 
pleased at all. ("Five points from Gryffindor!") But if there goal is 
to teach kids to become chefs I'm not sure that Snape is the best way 
to market it.

Scott
Who is laughing at the thought of Snape in a chef's outfit...
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"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in 
fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your 
mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the 
here and now?  Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." 
- John Lennon