FILK: All the Creatures in the World

[Angela Boyko]

No: HPFGUIDX 13579

Dedicated to Caius Marcius

(To the tune of 'Calendar Girl' by Neil Sedaka)

The scene:  the last Care of Magical Creatures class for the year, end
of GoF.
Harry, Hermione, and Ron help Hagrid clean up after another Blast-Ended
Skrewt 'incident'

Ron:  Hagrid, your classes are always "interesting", to say the least.
When
do we study hamsters?

Hermione:  The library has "Hamsters and Gerbils and Guinea Pigs, Oh
My!", Ron

Harry:  Ever reckon you'd be the Magical Creatures prof, Hagrid?

Hagrid (blushing): It's all thanks to that great man, Albus Dumbledore

Ron: Well, you're the best man for the job!

Hagrid:  Well, I do have a fancy for lots of creatures ...

(The kids): No! Go on!

Hagrid: Well ... 

(Sprightly music starts)

HAGRID:
I love, I love, I love the little creatures,
Yeah, all sorts of creatures
I love, I love, I love the big creatures too
I love all the creatures in the world!

THE KIDS:	Spiders!
HAGRID:		Cute and covered with fuzz

THE KIDS:	Cornish Pixies!	
HAGRID:		They got me all abuzz

THE KIDS:	Snakes!	
HAGRID:		They like to lovingly entwine	

THE KIDS:	Dragons!			
HAGRID:		They make the cutest babies, oh so fine!

Yeah, yeah, all the creatures in the world!
I love to hug and cuddle them in my great big arms
Every one (THE KIDS: Every one!) in the world!

THE KIDS:	Animagi!
HAGRID:		Who they are can be a great surprise

THE KIDS:	Owls!
HAGRID:		Deliverin' messages and lookin' wise

THE KIDS:	Banshees!
HAGRID:		I think they're just misunderstood	

THE KIDS:	Centaurs!				
HAGRID:		Coolest pals in the neighbourhood	

Yeah, yeah, all the creatures in the world!
I love to hug and cuddle them in my great big arms
Every one (THE KIDS: Every one!) in the world!

THE KIDS:	Those bleeping Skrewts!
HAGRID:		I love to watch them eat a ton of slugs	

THE KIDS:	Basilisks!
HAGRID:		They really need a lot of tender hugs	

THE KIDS:	Unicorns!
HAGRID:		They're shiny and pretty and they glow!	
					
THE KIDS:	Hippogriffs!				
HAGRID:		Grandest creatures and quite a fierce foe 

Yeah, yeah, all the creatures in the world!
I love to hug and cuddle them in my great big arms
Every one (THE KIDS: Every one!) in the world!
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