Don't Know Much About Accio (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 13595

Don't Know Much About Accio (from GoF, Chap. 20)

(To the tune of Wonderful World)

Dedicated to Ellie Rosenthal

(THE SCENE: Prof. Sprout's greenhouse. Enter HARRY POTTER, who 
breathlessly rushes to HERMIONE GRANGER)

HARRY (spoken): Hermione – I need you to help me

HERMIONE (spoken): What  d'you think I've been trying to do,
Harry?

HARRY (spoken): Hermione, I need to learn to do a Summoning Charm 
properly by tomorrow afternoon



(music)
Don't know much about Accio
Through the air can't make things go
Don't know how to cast Summon Spells
Don't know how to levitate too well
But if I cannot learn to beckon brooms
I am going to meet certain doom
I'll be a Horntail snack, you should know

So tomorrow I'm facing a dragon
They bought in from Hungary
And if you can't teach me to summon
I can only hope that she's not hungry
.

HERMIONE 
When it comes to saying Accio
Talk to me, I'm the CEO
When I've taught to you that Summon Charm
You'll face dragons without much alarm
Even though we will lose some sleep
I'll guarantee you'll make a clean sweep
When your Firebolt goes with the flow!

(They retreat to an empty classroom, where Hermione drills Harry 
relentlessly in the correct procedure) 

HERMIONE
Accio!

HARRY (concentrating intently)
Girl, you go!
Summon charm!

HERMIONE
No alarm!
Now I know that you're on the road 
Cause you've teleported Neville's toad
What a Tri-Wizards champ you will be!

	- CMC