Avada Kedavra Filk

[foxmoth at qnet.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 14004

Avada Kedavra 
A filk by Pippin, to the tune of Hakuna Matata, from the Lion King. 

Enter Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, and Draco 
Voldemort (spoken):
	Avada Kedavera!
	What a wonderful curse
Lucius:(spoken)
	Avada Kedavra

	(sung)
	Can't do any worse

Voldemort:
	We're unforgiven
	for the rest of our days.

Voldemort and Lucius:
	It's our morals free
	philosophy.
	Avada Kedavra!

Voldie:
	When I was a young Hogwart
Lucius :
	When he was a young Hogwart
	He found his destiny with a certain basilisk
	He could clear the school of Mudbloods
	But it was a frightful risk
Voldie:
	I'm only half blood
	Though I  am Slytherin
	But my intimate friends
	Knew I stood to win
		
	(Spoken)
Voldemort:
	But  oh the shame
Lucius:
	He was ashamed
Voldemort:
	Thought of changing my name
Lucius:
	You Must Not Be Named
Voldemort:
	Every time that it hit
     And I felt like --
Lucius:
	Hey Voldie, not in front of the kid
Voldemort:
	Oh, sorry

	(All sing)
	Avada Kedavera
	What a wonderful phrase
	Avada Kedavra
	Ain't no passing craze
	Annihilation
	In a flash of green haze
	It's our Muggle free
	philosophy
	Avada Kedavra
	Avada Kedavra, etc.

(Voldemort, Lucius and Draco draw their wands, form a conga line and 
exit, chanting)