Neville, the Quidditch Ace (was FAQs Update)

[Aberforth's Goat]

No: HPFGUIDX 14105

Penny wrote:
> Hopefully, this message will also spur those FAQ'ers who are
> lagging a bit behind to redouble their efforts.  <vbg>
 
Actually, you can add four-fifths of an asterix to Neville. I expect 
to have him up by tomorrow.

And while I'm on the topic: Jo said we're in for a surprise on the 
next Gryffindor quidditch captain. I'm rooting for Ron, but I just 
thought of a *really* surprising alternative: Let's grant that 
Neville witnessed and was traumatized by his parent's torture as a 
small child, and that this trauma explains his bad memory and 
coordination. Well, suppose Neville were to duck in for a little 
psycho-therapy over the summer holidays (I'm sure FFA clinic would 
give him decent rates ... ) and come back to school with a perfect 
memory and stunning quidditch skills?

Any takers? I'd really like to include this theory in my FAQ, but I 
need somebody to back me up! =;->

Baaaaaa!

Aberforth's Goat (a.k.a. Mike Gray)
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