It's Dementors (Filk)

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It's Dementors
A filk by Pippin, to the tune of It's  Delovely, by Cole Porter
Dedicated to Caius Marcus, 
(who already used this tune, but you can't keep a good song down)

The scene: Prisoner of Azkaban, chapter 20
Harry and Hermione rush to help Sirius but are surrounded by hundreds 
of evil soul-sucking fiends

Harry:
I feel a sudden urge to faint,  this icy fog would choke a saint
But  control your desire to curse, 'cause angry thoughts just make it 
worse
This spell I've learned seems to be a bit  too difficult to work for me
So to save myself some way,  I'll chant "I'm going to live with him, 
we'll be okay"

Hermione:
The moon is full, the skies are clear
And if you feel such a  stalkin'  fear
It's de-frightful,  it's  de-vicious, it's Dementors

I understand the reason why
You're petrified, 'cause so am I
They're  de-frightful, they're  de-vicious, they're Dementors 

Harry:
At their horrible glance I now fall helpless into a trance
I can hear  cruel Voldemort murdering Mum " No! No! No! No!"

So please be brave, Hermione
Before they kiss us, just say  with me
"It's expecto, it's patronum, " to  Dementors.
It's de spell-a , that can quell-a , those tormentors.
They're de-frightful, they're de-vicious, they're  detestable, they're 
seditious
They're  dismaying, they're de-livid, they're  decaying, they're 
Dementors"