Moody in Disguise (Chapter 35 Filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 14578

Moody in Disguise 

(To the tune of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)

Dedicated to Susan McGee

(The Scene: The office of the Dark Arts Professor.  DUMBLEDORE and 
Company  have just rescued HARRY from Barty Crouch, Jr, who has been 
impersonating Alastor Moody. Understandably enough with all he's just 
been through, HARRY can do no more than babble incoherently)

HARRY
Picture yourself with a corpse and a Portkey
With terrified screams and panicky cries 
Somebody pulls you, you stagger behind him,
An Auror with a mad whirling eye

Profanely he glowers this fellow so mean
Wishing to bash in your head
Boasting of treach'ry, this man with the mad eye
Is he gone?  

DUMBLEDORE, McGONAGALL, SNAPE
Moody in disguise through Dark Arts
Moody in disguise through Dark Arts
Moody in disguise through Dark Arts

HARRY
Follow me down to that brute's DADA office
Where death-eating wizards drink Polyjuice pie
The headmaster glares as he's seen in the Foe-Glass
But not by the man with mad eyes

New Prof is toxic, that is for sure
He wanted to take me away
Can I go back, show my face to the crowd?
Are they gone? 

DUMBLEDORE, McGONAGALL, SNAPE
Moody in disguise through Dark Arts
Moody in disguise through Dark Arts
Crouch, the tiger, hid, dragged in Dark Arts

HARRY
Look at him there in that trunk where they dunked him
The genuine Auror with the whirling mad eye
Now someone please turn me over to Pomfrey:
This boy needs to get some shut-eye
.

(Exit all)

CMC