You're Bad For Me

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 15008

You're Bad For Me 

(To the tune of It's Bad for Me, from Cole Porter's musical, Nymph 
Errant)

Dedicated to Angela Boyko

(The Scene: Late night at a favorite Dark Wizard watering hole.  
Enter VOLDEMORT and WORMTAIL, both having had a few drinks too many)

WORMTAIL
You're bad for me
So bad for me
I betrayed every friend to serve you, Voldy
You got me to cut off my hand from me
You're so bad for me

VOLDEMORT
I'm so good for you, so cruel to you
I helped bring about a renewal for you 
I got you to flee the Weasleys' petting zoo
I'm so good for you

WORMTAIL
I'm good for you 
You were more dead than alive
Dwelling `mongst the roaches and snakes
I found you and bought you back home 
Within a rat tail's coupla' shakes

VOLDEMORT
You're so bad for me, it's bad for me
Harry could've killed you, yet he showed mercy

BOTH
It's really regretted I'm/you're so deeply indebted 
To a kid who's no good for me
 
VOLDY
Years ago, we both pooled our forces
To make sure that James was undone

WORMTAIL
But since, we've nothing but trouble
>From his miserable runty son 

BOTH
Are you good for me?
Or bad for me?
The answer should be patent yet it's hard to see
It's my chief obsession
To ponder the question 
Of just how bad can Voldy/Peter be

     - CMC

NOTE:This is being reposted, since I accidentally included a couple 
of lines from the original in the first post.