I Enjoy Being a Git (Filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 15432

I Enjoy Being a Git
a Snape filk by Pippin to the tune of "I Enjoy Being a Girl" 
Dedicated to Amanda

SNAPE
I'm a git and by me that's only great! 
I am proud that my  gaze is quite perturbing
That I walk with a silent gliding gait
With my eyes on the watch for what's disturbing
Rule breakers are my favorite quarry
When Filch comes to fetch me at my place
Out we  go after Ron or Herm or Harry
Like a Granian who is ready for the race.

RON, HERMIONE and HARRY
Oh he's got a greasy hairdo
And his eyes are a lightless pit
And he moves like the bats in air do
He enjoys being a git

You can't say he's cute or funny
He scares all of us (just  a bit)
And his manner is hardly sunny
He enjoys being a git

He flips when he finds us after hours
He drools when ol' Sirius escapes
He prowls round the corridors and towers
With a pound and a half of grease upon his face.

Oh he could bamboozle Voldie
And convince him he was for sale
He gave our side much information
That's why Snape isn't in jail

He's hoping our  OWL degrees fail
But to our strategy  he's key
So we're stuck with that slimy greasepail
Who enjoys being a spy  being a git like he