Ban Ban Azkaban (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 18209

Ban Ban Azkaban

(To the tune of Barbara Ann)

Dedicated to Steve Vander Ark

(THE SCENE: Azkaban Prison. Enter SIRIUS BLACK and a CHORUS OF 
DEMENTORS)

BLACK & CHORUS: A Ban ban ban ban Azkaban
Ban ban ban ban Azkaban

CHORUS: (Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
BLACK: In Azkaban I've this plan 
CHROUS: (Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
Azkaban
(Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
BLACK: I'll commence canine reshapin'
Then I'll be escapin' Azkaban
BLACK & CHORUS: Ban ban ban ban Azkaban

BLACK: When in a rut I change to a mutt
The dementors think it means I've just gone nuts
Azkaban
CHORUS: Ban ban ban ban Azkaban

BLACK: From Azkaban I'll have ran
CHORUS: (Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
Azkaban
(Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
BLACK: Rat pictures in the daily paper
Launch this latest caper Azkaban
CHORUS: Ban ban ban ban Azkaban

CHORUS: Say Ban ban ban ban Azkaban
Ban ban ban ban Azkaban
BLACK: Oh Azkaban leave its land
CHORUS: (Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
Azkaban
(Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
BLACK: You got me fleein' and a hidin'
`Cross the wide Poseidon Azkaban
Ban ban ban ban Azkaban

CHORUS: Dementor clan'll
Stop if we can 
Even put his mug on the Muggles' C-Span

Ban ban ban ban Azkaban
BLACK: In Azkaban I got canned
CHORUS: (Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
Azkaban
(Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
BLACK: It's gonna really turn out gruesome		
For Pete Pettigrew, son, Azkaban
BLACK & CHORUS: Ban ban ban ban Azkaban

CHORUS: Ban ban ban ban Azkaban
Ban ban ban ban Azkaban
Ban ban ban ban Azkaban
BLACK: I'll Azkaban countermand
CHORUS: (Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
Azkaban
(Ban ban ban ban Azkaban)
BLACK: Across the sea I'll be leapfroggin'
When I start a-doggin'Azkaban
BLACK & CHORUS: Ban ban ban ban Azkaban
Azkaban
Azkaban

(BLACK transforms into a dog, and exits toward the sea)

    - CMC