[HPforGrownups] Re: Single Adults in HP

[Dave Hardenbrook]

No: HPFGUIDX 18291

At 02:01 AM 5/6/01 +0000, Amy Z wrote:
>Okay, there are a lot of frumps (Sprout)...

Wouldn't surprise me if S. gets the best sex of the lot... ;)

>, over-70's (Dumble, McGonagall, Flitwick),

Seventies is young for a Wizard.  :)

>and plain old scaries (Trelawney)...

It's kind of a romance-killer to have your gal always
predicting your death...

>Lockhart...

Ron: (Taking that first quiz in 2nd year DADA) Hmmm... "What
   would be an ideal birthday gift for Gilderoy Lockhart?"  Hmmm...
   Dunno.  What do you get for the man who's had everyone?

(Harry smothers a laugh.  Hermione scowls.)



                         -- Dave