I Act Malign (a Snape filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 19391

I Act Malign 

Dedicated to Pippin

(To the tune of I Walk the Line)

(The SCENE: Potions' Class. Enter SNAPE)

SNAPE
I keep a closed mind when I teach my kids
I give a free reign to my hostile id
All kind and merciful deeds I forbid
Because they whine I act malign

I find it very, very easy to be cruel
I strictly enforce each and every rule
I make them wish they never came to school
It's so divine to act malign

I find it such fun to subtract a point
I like that Granger girl to disappoint
I love to get Potter's nose way out of joint
I don't decline to act malign

As sure as sneers are sneers and snakes are snakes
I'll snap at Neville for ev'ry mistake
As I tell him it's all for his own sake  
I'm such a swine – I'm so malign!

  - CMC