[HPforGrownups] Snape love letter

[JamiDeise at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 19423

Dear "Mrs. Snape,"

A worried owl intercepted your love letter and forwarded it to me, and I am 
so grateful it did. By return owl, I will be sending you right away a copy of 
my bestseller, "Wizards who act like trolls and the witches who love them." I 
believe you could benefit from the analysis I provide. Did you read my 
interview in "Witch Weekly" last month? Ms. Skeeter is a most excellent 
reporter minus that unfortunate buzzing habit of hers, although in my defense 
I must say I weigh 140 pounds, not the 240 she reported, and I am not bald. 

Or, feel free to dash over to Diagon Alley and pick up a copy at Flourish and 
Blotts. I believe they're having a 60% off sale of the title, though I don't 
know why. 

Sincerely,

Dr. Oprahiumus Venusian