[HPforGrownups] Superbureaucraticmagicaladministration (filk)

[Wanda Mallett]

No: HPFGUIDX 19426


There is a new song in the Mallett household!
Heidi should be honored!
My boys will be singing this all weekend long!
This is very good thing, instead of whistle while you
work, they can be dancing and singing this wonderful
song!
Thank you for more magic for my muggles to do chores
to!

Mary Poppins will never be looked at the same again!

Wanda The Witch






--- Caius Marcius <coriolan at worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> Superbureaucraticmagicaladministration
> 
> Dedicated to Heidi Tandy
> 
> (To the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!,
> from Mary 
> Poppins)
> 
> (THE SCENE: The Ministry of Magic Office. Enter LUDO
> BAGMAN)
>  
> BAGMAN
> My days of flying Quidditch brooms
> At last came to a close
> A new career I then assumed 
> That's far more grandiose
> Whereas I once spent my whole day 
> Attempting to dodge Bludgers
> I am now earning all my pay
> Working for Corny Fudgers
> 
> (Enter CORNELIUS FUDGE, BARTY CROUCH SR., PERCY
> WEASLEY, & AMOS 
> DIGGORY)
> 
> ALL
> Superbureaucraticmagicaladministration
> We are the wizards who hold sway over the British
> nation
> We wield great authority with no imagination
> Superbureaucraticmagicaladministration
> Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
> Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
> 
> PERCY
> A cauldron must be just so thick 
> So that it rightly bubbles
> 
> DIGGORY
> To each precaution we must stick
> To hide ourselves from Muggles
> 
> CROUCH
> If magic's used at home by teens
> An owl we'll send them flying
> 
> FUDGE
> But if the Malfoys say they're clean 
> We'll trust that they're not lying
> 
> ALL
> Superbureaucraticmagicaladministration 
> We are all quite adept at multiplying regulations
> We're always being asked to please explain our
> explanations
> Superbureaucraticmagicaladministration
> Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
> Tom riddle riddle riddle tom riddle ay
> 
> PERCY (spoken)
> Of course, you can always say it in Latin, which is 
> Optimusimpeditusmagicusadministrationem, but that's
> probably 
> incorrectly conjugated, wouldn't you say?
> 
> BAGMAN (spoken)
> Certus!
> 
> CROUCH 
> They say the Dark Lord has come back
> For a new reign of terror
> But if he thinks defense we lack 
> He's made a deadly error
> 
> BAGMAN
> `Cause we now have a foolproof scheme, 
> Believe me, you can trust us
> We've Bertha Jorkins on the scene
> To bring him back to justice
> 
> ALL
> Superbureaucraticmagicaladministration 
> Voldemort will rue the day he launched his new
> invasion
> `Cause we've approved a ruling which declares our
> condemnation
> Superbureaucraticmagicaladministration!!!!
> 
>    - CMC
> 
> 
> 


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