By The Time She Gets Out "Phoenix" (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 19835

By the Time She Gets Out "Phoenix" 

(To the tune of By the Time I Get to Phoenix)

Dedicated to Ebony

(THE SCENE: The dwellings of Caius Marcius. Enter CMC)

CMC:
By the time she gets out "Phoenix" I'll be frantic 
I'll have read the Canon 50 times or more
I'll have scrolled through ev'ry website and each fanfic
Between debates about that "look" of Dumbledore 

By the time it gets to Borders, I'll be queuing
I'll stand in line all evening or even past dawn
I'll get hysterical if they should sell out
I'll be off the wall that's all

By the time I make it home, I'll be speed-reading
I'll turn pages quickly and gasp out loud 
I won't put it down until it's ended
When I finish it, time will again move slow
Despite the afterglow, there's still two books to go



   - CMC