Whom would you like to date, and why?

[Ebony]

No: HPFGUIDX 28570

As of GoF (and actually, in descending order)

If I were 14:  Harry, but then again, perhaps not at that age.  He's 
wonderful, but at 14 is really not the best date in the world.  Poor 
Parvati!

If I were 17:  Fred!  He's funny and he likes to dance... so many 
guys at that age think they're too cool to get on the dance floor.  I 
like George, but "Fredder is better"!

If I were 30:  Sirius (go *away*, Carole!)... I am silly, but the 
fact that Lupin's a teacher's a turnoff.  I am a teacher myself and 
while I respect Lupin's skills in the classroom, I can't seem him 
romantically.

If I were having a female midlife crisis:  Crouch-as-Moody.  What, 
you didn't think all that "Constant Vigilance" shouting was sexy? 

If I were a senior citizen:  Dumbledore.  Be nice to go for dinner 
and dancing... he and I would probably enjoy the same music, actually.

If I were into other women:  Cho, because she seems really nice and 
fun and pretty.  I want to join Tabouli's C.I.N.E.M.A. because I 
think she gets a really bad rap.

And if I were 2:  That little toddler at the Quidditch World Cup who 
laughed at his parent, saying "You bust slug".  Tyke has a sense of 
humor, doesn't he?

But alas, I'm 24... and our age bracket is not all that well 
represented in canon.

--Ebony AKA AngieJ (who consoles herself with the fact that, 
according to NHN Deathday Dating, she's only two months older than 
Angelina Johnson is in canon and therefore could have been a seventh 
year in GoF)