Kedrava Tonight (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 29104

Kedrava Tonight

(To the tune of Comedy Tonight, from A Funny Thing Happened on the 
Way to the Forum)

Dedicated to Jenny from Ravenclaw

THE SCENE: Undisclosed. Enter LORD VOLDEMORT

VOLDEMORT
Something destructive
Something subversive
Snuffing for everyone 
Kedrava tonight!

Something that's vicious
Something seditious
Just swing a magic wand
Kedrava tonight!

No vital signs! No trace of life!
No need for anthrax, cutters or knives!

Old invocations,
New desecrations
Nothing respecting human rights!
Tragedy tomorrow
Kedrava tonight!

Acts of manslaughter
Attacks on boy Potter
Sufferin' for everyone
Kedrava tonight!

Something cadaverous
Abbra-cadraberous
Scabber-ous for everyone
Kedrava tonight!

Nothing shall bloom, nothing can live
Curses we're casting you can't forgive

Nothing that's pleasant 
Nothing innocent
Nothing to bring about delight
Soon it will be curtains
Kedrava tonight!

Something diseasing 
Something spine-freezing
Something kills everyone
Kedrava tonight!

Noxious and lethal
Are the things we call.
Succumbing for everyone
Kedrava tonight!


(Spoken) And now, the entire company

..
 
(CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS proudly march in)

CHORUS
Something destructive
Something subversive
Last fling for everyone 
Kedrava tonight!
Once disembodied,
He's now our God, he--

VOLDEMORT
--will pile up some bodies!

ALL
Kedrava tonight!

WORMTAIL
Nothing that's nice

CROUCH, JR
Nothing that's meek

LUCIUS
We'll let the strong prey upon the weak

MACNAIR
Surfeits of bloodshed
Make the streets flood red

VOLDEMORT
We now shall overcome the Light!

WORMTAIL
Sanguinary murder

LUCIUS
Villains who interred her 

AVERY
Deeds of unclean cruelty

CRABBE (pere)
To honor You-Know-Who'll-te

CROUCH
Homicides!

VOLDEMORT
Demonic pride!

NOTT
Calamity!

GOYLE (pere)
Malignity!

MACNAIR
Heartaches!

VOLDEMORT
Snakes!

WORMTAIL
Tomb!

LUCIUS
Doom!

MCNAIR, GOYLE & CRABBE
Chillers!
Grillers!
Thrillers!
Killers!

ALL
Our preferred curse, always on course
This time we'll pull off a tour de force
Goodness, our badness
Makes us so glad, yes!
The last thing you'll see is green light!
Tragedy tomorrow....
Kedrava tonight! 

(VOLDEMORT and CHORUS aim their wands forward)
 
(spoken) One! Two! Three!  

   - CMC

(Flash!) 

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