So, what about Draco, Crabbe & Goyle?

[Heather Moore]

No: HPFGUIDX 29786

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., monicawitt at m... wrote:
> Hi, new to the group, etc., etc... :)
> 
> I just finished GoF today, and was wondering (among many other 
> things)... what do you think happens to a Hogwarts student if his/her 
> parents are too busy apperating to the Dark Lord's shindigs to attend 
> their parent-teacher conferences? Wouldn't they be expelled if their 
> parents were discovered to be DE's? 

 Fun idea! But have we seen any parent-teacher conferences? We've certainly seen kids do stuff which I should imagine would merit one (or several).

> 
> I keep waiting for the young master Malfoy to get his grand 
> comeuppance, although it would be interesting if he did wind up at 
> Durmstrang, then came back as a really dangerous Dark Wizard in book 
> six or something... 


 Heh heh! My fondest wish is for the families of Slytherin Trio to lose face in the magickal community and slink away to America in shame. Their parents will have to buy their way into (and through) the finest muggle university, after laundering their fortune though the muggle economy. Lucius Malfoy is dead clever; I'm sure he can manage it. After the boys graduate (near the dead center of their class at Harvard Law), they will open up their own business: 

       Malfoy, Goyle & Crabbe 
         Attorneys-at-Law 

 Muggle law would seem to be a viable alternative for Slytherin graduates! Then you could do all sorts of revenge-crossover fanfic spoofing John Grisham.