Has anybody seen a filk anywhere?

[Alex]

No: HPFGUIDX 30399

Filk - Bittersweet Bertie's Beans
TTTO - Bittersweet Symphony, by the Verve Pipe

(Ron, to Harry on the Train in SS)

Well there's some bittersweet Bertie's beans in that bag 
Try to guess the flavor of this big suspicious gray one
I'll tell you bought all of the flavors that I've ever gotten
You know like vomit, liver, tripe, grass, and all things rotten

No thanks, I'd like none, I'd like none, I'd like none
I'll just stick with these frogs, I'll just stick with these frogs
'Cause there's a million different flavors from one bag to the next
I'll just stick with these frogs, yeah, yeah , yeah, yeeeeahhh

 (Dumbledore to Harry in the Hospital wing)
Well I never eat these
But I guess I'll try a toffee
I need to taste a good one to reaffirm my faith in this candy
I'll let this golden one shine, before I try to eat it
But alas its earwax and theres nothing to wash it down with

No change, I won't change, I won't change, I won't change
'Cause I'm here in my mould, I like it here in my mould
And I really don't like that candy, from one day to the next
I won't change my mould no, no, no, no

'Cause their some bittersweet Bertie's beans that candy
Trying to eat a couple with out getting one that's sandy
I guess I won't eat them, won't eat them
'Cause there are some, taste like mould, 'Cause there's some, taste 
like mold
And there's a million different flavors from one bag to the next
And ones that are like mold, oh, oh,oh, oh, oh

We've got ya, salt and pepper, chocolate and booger
(I'll tell ya bout all the flavors I've ever gotten)
FADE OUT

Alex
"Omnia mihi lingva graeca svnt"