Wherefore Gryffindor? (was: On Behalf of Lavender and Parvati)

[Martin Smith]

No: HPFGUIDX 27062

> Are there any Lee (who I think is hysterical, BTW), Seamus or Dean
> apologists out there
> --Barb

Hi everybody!
Oh yes, I'm a total Lee Jordan fan, and I will find some evidence of his
bravery.
Lemme think...
Oh yes, how about this:
I can't remember which magazine/institute who did it, but some years back a
poll was made on people's biggest fear. Apparently, the #1 fear was speaking
in public, rating it above death. To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld, this means
that people would rather be in the coffin than making the speech at the
funeral.
So, with Lee Jordan and his hilarious comments on the Pitch, he has overcome
mankind's greatest fear (speaking in public) and thus proving his enormous
courage. Ergo, Lee-Jo is a true Gryff.
And here's another one:
An anagram of Lee Jordan is "reda lejon", which is Swedish for "proper
lions". The Gryffindor animal is... a lion! I rest my case.

My two knuts,

Martin (who would have added a Lee-Jo quote here, had I had my books at
work)

Oh, one more thing: Does anybody want to join the "Lee-Jo is the coolest
character and ought to be Minister of Magical Sports club"?
Entry fee: Come up with a good acronym, and Bob's yer uncle!