[HPforGrownups] What about the Dursleys?

[Janelle Lile]

No: HPFGUIDX 27222


>>2. One of them has magic abilities - would have to be Dudley or
>>Petunia.


Well, hey, why not Vernon?  Perhaps he met Petunia at a support group
meeting for Muggle Families of Hogwarts Students when they were younger.
Their jealousy (or is that envy?) of their respective siblings united them
and eventually they fell in love (editorial comment: Even a young Vernon
sounds pretty icky to me.  But to each her own.)

Janelle

"Angela stamped her foot.  An unladylike action, no doubt, but how much
better than kicking an uncle with it, as her lower nature prompted."
P.G. Wodehouse