We Turn to Centaurs (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 27301

We Turn to Centaurs (from PS/SS, Chap. 15)

(To the tune of Return to Sender)

Dedicated to Catherine

THE SCENE: The Forbidden Forest.  On the trail of an injured unicorn, 
HARRY encounters a terrifying foe and enigmatic friends

HARRY 
Some fiend is out there in the forest
We thought you should be warned
It made a mad attempt to gore us
After murdering a unicorn

HARRY & HAGRID
At such a moment


We turn to centaurs
They gaze at stars
They view Venus
They watch Mars
They know the planets
And their portents
That's `cause they all bear a share of a thing we call horse sense

FIRENZE
I came across the youthful Potter
He's clutching at his head
It seems he was in some hot water
After meeting the Undead

FIRENZE, BANE & RONAN
So take a moment..
To learn from centaurs
Statements cryptic
Foretell futures
Apocalyptic

BANE & RONAN
As we feared, our friend has interfered with the planets upon their 
track
But most of all, we are greatly appalled he rides humans upon his back

FIRENZE, BANE & RONAN
But let us warn you

Unicorn killers
Have naught to lose
Just one suspect:
You-Know-Whose!

  - CMC

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