[HPforGrownups] Hermione and her parents

[Rowena Grunnion-Ffitch]

No: HPFGUIDX 27797

   Exactly how much does Hermione tell Mum and Dad
about her terms at Hogwarts? I mean imagine the
conversations:

Book I:

   Mum/Dad: So dear, how do you like your new school?

   Hermione: Oh it's great, I got top marks and made
two really good friends when I was nearly killed by a
mountain troll, oh and Harry, Ron and I had to stop an
evil wizard from stealing the Philosopher's stone and
we nearly got chomped by a three headed dog, strangled
by a magical plant and Ron was knocked cold by an
animate chess piece.

   Book II

   Mum/Dad: How was your school year, honey?

   Hermione: Not bad, except for getting petrified by
a basilisk. Oh and I found out there are some wizards
who think Muggle born people like me are dirt and want
us all dead.

    Book III

    Mum/Dad: Did you have a good year, sweetheart?

    Hermione: Kind of hectic actually. I was using
this time turner so I could take more classes and it
really exhausted me. An escaped wizard murderer was
after Harry, at least we thought he was, Ron's pet ran
turned out to be an animagi and our Defense against
the Dark Arts instructor was a werewolf. Oh, and these
really creepy things called Dementors nearly killed us
all.

    Book IV

    Mum/Dad: I'm almost afraid to ask but how was this
year, Hermione?

    Hermione: Well I got asked out on my first date by
a Bulgarian Quidditch star who wants me to visit him
this summer. I was kidnapped by merpeople and one of
the students was murdered by Voldemort who's regained
his power and is out to take over the wizarding world.

    Something tells me Hermione is less than totally
honest about what happens during termtime at
Hogwarts.....;) 
   

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