HP4GU Contest #17

[Joywitch M. Curmudgeon]

No: HPFGUIDX 27917

For this week's contest, you are being asked to help the moderators 
with a vexing little dilemma.  As you know, and are perhaps confused 
by, HP4GU has a plethora of files for your amusement and edification: 
the Very Frequently Asked Questions (VFAQs), the Frequently Asked 
Questions (FAQs), the Netiquette file, the list of abbreviations, 
etc., etc., etc.  All of which you've read, right?

The most fascinating of these files, as all good HP4GU members know, 
is what is currently called the FAQ file, which is a very long 
collection of essays, located at the Harry Potter Lexicon site run by 
list-member and L.O.O.N. spiritual leader Steve Vander Ark.  It is 
highly recommended that, if you are not familiar with these wonderful 
FAQ files, that you wander over to

http://www.i2k.com/~svderark/lexicon/faq/ 

and spend some time browsing.  Now, we all know that FAQ stands 
for "Frequently Asked Questions." However, these files have evolved 
into something much more than just questions about HP that are asked 
a lot.  Plus, people tend to confuse "VFAQ" with "FAQ."  So, it has 
been decided that we need to rename the FAQ files.  This is where YOU 
come in -- what do YOU think these files should be called?  Here are 
some, mostly lame, suggestions:

- The Pensieve (or The HP4GU Pensieve)
- The Very Large File Full of Harry Potter Speculation from HP4GU
- The Official League Of Obsessed Nitpickers' Guide to Harry Potter
- Substantive Topical Essays
- Frequently Discussed Topics

Do you like any of these titles?  If so, why?  Do you have a better 
suggestion for what we should rename the FAQs?  (Please tell me that 
someone does.) Please let me know what you think, by email to 
HP4GUCon at aol.com or to the above address (save your message and 
resend it if you don't receive an acknowledgment from me.)

If you come up with a new name that all of our esteemed Moderators 
like, a plaque with your name on it will be installed in the entrance 
to the Renamed FAQ Gallery, which will of course continue to be 
located at the world-famous Harry Potter Lexicon facility, which 
itself is housed in a large castle at an undisclosed and unplottable 
site near Roswell, New Mexico.  (We'd let you visit, but we'd have to 
perform a memory charm on you afterwards, but rest assured that the 
plaque will be there.)

–Joywitch