Bertie's Beans (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 28201

Bertie's Beans 

(To the tune of Let it Be)

Dedicated to Ebony

THE SCENE: Honeydukes in Hogsmeade. Enter HARRY

HARRY: 
When I find myself in Hogsmeade shopping, 
I choose only the best cuisine
I will always purchase Bertie's Beans
It's a treat that comes in countless flavors, 
>From earwax to tangerine
It's a snack to savor, Bertie's Beans
Bertie's Beans, blue and green 
Bertie's Beans, loved by teens
I will always munch on Bertie's Beans

When the might of the dark powers face me, 
What I need to stay serene
Is a bag or two of Bertie's Beans
I know my foes to be cruel death eaters, 
Eating things that make them mean
They refuse to swallow Bertie's Beans
Bertie's Beans, a vaccine 
Against all that is unclean 
I will always scarf down Bertie's Beans


   - CMC

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