Order of the Phoenix, Alchemist's Cell, Pyramids of Furmat, and Chariotsof Light

[Cindy C.]

No: HPFGUIDX 28223

Dave wrote:

> 
> This is just a crazy, off-the-cuff speculation:
> 
> Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Year 5): Harry has to
> help stop Voldy from gaining his old power while taking his OWL's...
> 
> Harry Potter and the Pyramids of Furmat (Year 6): Harry spends the 
summer
> with Bill in Egypt and discovers some magical relic in a pyramid
> that he takes back to Hogwarts and causes a lot of trouble...
> 
> Harry Potter and the Alchemist's Cell (Year 7): Dumbledore gets
> sacked, Harry gets expelled from Hogwarts by Headmaster Malfoy,
> and Harry is sent to Azkaban where he finds some weird things
> in his cell, which was once occupied by a famous alchemist
> (Flamel??), which become useful against the DE's...
> 
> Harry Potter and the Chariots of Light (Year 7 1/2): Newly
> reinstated at Hogwarts, Harry must finish his final year,
> take his NEWT's, cope with Dumbledire's recent death, and
> have his final showdown with V...
> 

OK, I'll have a go:

HP and the Order of the Phoenix (Year 5):  Harry takes his O.W.L.S, 
plays Quiddich.  Dumbledore gets fired, and a few of the staff leave 
with him.  Except Snape, and Trelawney, under headmaster Malfoy.  
McNair the Executioner teaches CoMC.  DADA teacher is Mrs. Lestrange, 
and her curriculum is light on the "Defense" part of DADA.  Arthur 
Weasley does some serious time in Azkaban.  No direct Harry/Voldemort 
confrontation, but we are distracted by lots of death and upheaval.  
Bagman and Karkarov's deaths are especially gruesome.  No shipping is 
allowed.

HP and the Alchemist's Cell (Year 6).  Fudge is assassinated, and 
Malfoy becomes Minister of Magic.  Sirius is captured.  He is at 
Azkaban, and held in the Alchemist's Cell, which is the cell for the 
worst prisoners, even by Azkaban standards.  Harry, Lupin and 
Dumbledore fail to rescue Sirius before Sirius gets his soul sucked 
out.  Ending is a real downer, as Dumbledore is also killed, and 
Harry keeps Fawkes as a pet.  Dumbledore is transported to the wizard 
graveyard in the Chariot of Light.  Everyone is much too busy and 
upset to think about Shipping.

HP and the Pyramid of Furmat (Year 7).  Bill and Charlie team up with 
Harry to steal some wicked Egyptian Super-Curse from Gringotts, 
neatly avoiding the dragons and curses that protect it.  Voldemort 
learns of the Super-Curse and races them there, using his inept team 
headed by Wormtail.  Lupin tries to hold Voldemort off, meeting the 
same demise as James.  Just as Voldemort gets there, Wormtail decides 
he has had just about enough of all of this abuse from Voldemort and 
attacks Voldemort with his snazzy silver hand.  Voldemort is rather 
peeved at this, and kills Wormtail.  In the commotion, Harry gets the 
Super-Curse, and shows no hesitation in blasting Voldemort to bits.  
Everyone is so worn out that they decline all Shipping 
opportunities.  

Cindy