FLOPSIE - FLeur's Obviously a Pretentious Snob, Irritating Everybody

[John Walton]

No: HPFGUIDX 28493

Sorry, FLARES folks, I'm having to start FLeur's Obviously a Pretentious
Snob, Irritating Everybody. Because she is.

Firstly, zee accente. Eet eez zo cliched, n'est-ce pas? Et veree
eereetateeng. Grr.

Secondly, she is a snob. We're supposed to dislike her, 'eavy 'ogwarts food
and all.

Third, isn't our acronym SO much better than yours? ::evil grin::

Fourth, she has a wee sister, who is annoyingly likely to turn up in later
books.

Fifth, she's a veela. Eeeeew! Nasty dark creature! Yuck!

Roll up, roll up...I've got tons of FLOPSIE badges here...yes, folks, a CASE
of the FLOPSIEs... [groans, rotten eggs, cabbage]

--John
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*"Quidditch Through The Ages" by Kennilworthy Whisp: 14 Sickles 3 Knuts
*New Firebolt Broom: just over 100 Galleons
*Watching Draco Malfoy being bounced up and down
after being turned into a ferret: Priceless

The best things in life are free. For everything else, there's Harry Potter.

John Walton -- john at walton.vu
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