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Cindy C. cynthiaanncoe at home.com
Wed Oct 31 03:17:17 UTC 2001


No: HPFGUIDX 28504

> (Tabouli chuckles merrily).  For the lady looking for financial 
stability with the spice of the forbidden, Vernon Dursley has a 
vacancy in the mistress department.  For the sportier lass, have you 
contemplated the slightly-suspicious but cheery charms of Ludo 
Bagman?  Or considered curling up on a carpet with Ali Bashir?  The 
more nurturing woman with a passion for cats might be tempted to 
nurse Argus Filch back into health and happiness.  Then, for those 
who go for the Bad Boy Walk on the Wild Side stuff, there's always 
Voldemort and his crew.  Let Wormtail slide his silver hand over 
yours in that movie theatre!  Gaze into Voldemort's smouldering 
serpent eyes!
> 

My goodness!  I think there is a full moon tonight!  While we are 
looking for eligible men of age for Amy, I think I will call your 
collective attention to the fact that not one person has proposed a 
fling with Dumbledore.  Shame, shame, shame.

For a taste of international intrigue, however, Karkarov appears 
unattached.  You could even borrow his fur coat for a night on the 
town.

I'll also point out that Moody appears to be a thoroughly available 
older and mature man.  *Clunk, Clunk, Clunk.*  (Use your imagination).

Cindy





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