Why Rita must be a beetle

[Martin Smith]

No: HPFGUIDX 25692

Here comes a silly explanation why R Skeeter should be a beetle and 
not a mosquito:
It's really silly, I mean silly-walks-as-displayed-on-film-in-the-
ministry-of-silly-walks-silly:

OK, here goes.
Skeeters' first name is Rita. The most well-known Rita (except maybe 
for Catlady ;-) ) must be the lovely meter maid, as in the 
song "Lovely Rita" by:

(insert dramatic music, such as Mahler's Valcyria tune)

The Beatles!

I rest my case.

Martin (looking forward to next season's Simpsons Halloween special 
and their take on our favourite wizarding students)