A Brief C.R.A.B.ber's Manifesto

[usergoogol at yahoo.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 25897

Family:

> 1)  Bill:  The cool one
> 2)  Charlie:  The one who is good with animals
> 3)  Percy:  The smart one (or as Gred & Forge would say, The Wet)
> 4)  Gred & Forge:  The funny one(s)
> 5)  Ginny:  The baby (and only girl)
> 

Friends:

> 7) Hermione is a terrific student (and leader in the Prefect/Head Girl olympics) 
> 8) Harry has been brushed by greatness.  

> Ron has to carve out his own, gloriously different, 
> personality from all these?  No wonder when Ron glimpses into the 
> Mirror of Erised the "deepest, most desperate desire of [his] heart" 
> is to be special. (snif!)  What child doesn't want that?
> 
> > I realize I'm sticking my neck out somewhat by declaring Ron so 
> > eminently defensible; 
> 
> 
> Oh, go on!  If that's the case, yours isn't the only head on the 
> block.  Here are my two sickles, plus an extra for a badge.  
> 
> - Denise

As I too am a R/H shipper, and a defender of basically any character who happens to pop up, I'll "join." But first, I'd like to point out that Ron WAS the one who cast the spell which saved Hermione during the "Troll Incident." I think that may be signifigant of something.

~User "More text to follow" Googol~

(Okay, I don't have any wizard money on me right now, how about a buck? (American Dollar) Its approximately equivalent to two Sickles. (Exact conversion: $0.86) So, C.R.A.B!)