Another funny one from The Onion

[Joy M]

No: HPFGUIDX 26099

The latest issue of The Onion (a weekly parody newspaper found at 
www.onion.com) has this amusing little article:

Sci-Fi Fans Argue The Better Of Two As-Yet-Unreleased Films

TULSA, OK— Science-fiction fans Pete Carver and Matthew Wynne 
disagreed sharply Monday on the relative merits of Harry Potter And 
The Sorcerer's Stone and The Fellowship Of The Ring, neither of which 
hits theaters for months. "The storyboards for the Quidditch 
tournament I saw on this one web site look terrible," said the pro-
Tolkien Carver. "There's no way that scene can be better than I've 
heard the Balrog one is." Wynne countered that the set design for the 
Great Hall of Hogwarts set "will completely blow away" that of the 
Mines of Moria.