Grandma Longbottom

[Eric Oppen]

No: HPFGUIDX 26502

It would be really, really funny if Harry Potter (and his friends?) got to
meet Neville Longbottom's grandmother sometime...and she wasn't at all what
they were expecting.  Going in braced for somebody who could eat Livia
(either the one from _I, Claudius,_ one of my favorite TV shows, or the one
from _The Sopranos_) for breakfast and pick her teeth with the bones, they
find this sweet little old granny-lady type who immediately pounces on them
and begins showering them with affection, and makes Molly Weasley look like
Professor Snape.

The expression of *TILT* in Harry's eyes would be worth seeing.  *heh*