New anti-ship theory and acronym

[grey_wolf_c]

No: HPFGUIDX 37528

In my last post I put down into writting a theory that my subsconcious 
(sp?) has been working on for a while. This post explains it more 
clearly.

Although I wouldn't like it to happen, I have the feeling that Ron is 
going to die in book seven, as part of a major strategy to bring 
Voldemort down, strategy he himself creates (just as we saw in the firt 
book in the chess scene). This theory, which I have explained before, 
has two acronyms: SACRIFICE and RICK'S THE BOSS.

There is also quite a strong current of oppinion which believes that, 
as a part of destroying Voldemort, Harry's going to sacrifice himself. 
Many books finish with the hero's heroic death, and the Potter series 
could be one of them. (I don't want this to happen either, but there 
you are).

Combining the two theories, we have the possibility of finding 
ourselves at the end of book 7 without major male characters, which 
would render most of the shipping debates pretty useless, since neither 
Hermione nor Ginny (nor any other female character) would have a major 
character to marry. Does, a new theory is born: 
H.A.R.D. S.H.I.P.W.R.E.C.K.
(Harry And Ron Don't Ship: Heroic Impulse Permits Winning, but Rather 
Expectedly it Causes a Killing Sacrifice).

Hope that helps

Grey Wolf

"... and thus the grey wolf continued to run tirelessly across the 
plains and mountains, forever chassing the good captain Tabouli in her 
desperate flight to protect her TAGS, knowing full-well that some day 
he would discover the inner workings of the machine. Until then, 
Tabouli's days would be filled with chagrin of the persecution of the 
grey shadow, and her nights with the spine-chilling sound of the wolf's 
baying."

Which means: Tabouli, my acronym breaks a few rules (like including the 
"and" but not the "but"), could you please devise a better one?

GW