Go Have Malice (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 42388

I've sometimes done two filks in a single day, but this is the first 
time I've done three (And, yes, I do have a life, despite all 
appearances to the contrary)

Go Have Malice 

(To the tune of White Rabbit)

Dedicated to Catherine Coleman 

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THE SCENE: Potions' Dungeon. Enter SNAPE

SNAPE
One spleen makes it oranger, and one root's full of gall
And the test on this I'll give you mandates your total recall
Go have malice in the lecture hall

And if they go losing house points and they know they're going to fail
Tell 'em to look up texts on British bezoars and report ev'ry detail
Go have malice, and their butts you'll nail

When the bile all starts to boil and cauldrons start to thaw
And the dungeon smells like the men's room, and Potter is breaking 
laws
Go have malice, it's the last straw

When magic skill in Potions Neville shows not a shred
And Ron Weasley is speaking back talk
And Hermione's blushing red
Remember what you've always said
Dunderheads! Dunderheads!

   - CMC

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