[FILK] MAGIC MESSAGING SPELL

[Lilac]

No: HPFGUIDX 42573


MAGIC MESSAGING SPELL

to the tune of "Message In A Bottle" by the Police

Dedicated to Steve of the wonderful HP Lexicon for coming up with the name "Messaging Spell", and to those listies who helped clarify what that "silvery thing" was (I thought it flew out of Hagrid's cabin, not Dumbledore's wand). 

(THE SCENE: GOF PG. 559-560 HARRY IS LEADING DUMBLEDORE TO THE SPOT WHERE HE LEFT KRUM TO WATCH OVER CROUCH)

HARRY 

Just across the way, a lost man with scratches that bleed-oh

A lonely Mr. Crouch from the Ministry-oh

Left alone with Krum, I hope they did take care-oh

He's not making sense, I left them over there-oh

 

DUMBLEDORE (NOTICING KRUM'S PRONE BODY AND NO CROUCH)

I will send an SOS to Hagrid

I will send an SOS to Hagrid

I hope that Hagrid gets my

I hope that Hagrid gets my

I hope that Hagrid gets my

Magic Messaging Spell, yeah

Magic Messaging Spell, yeah

 

HARRY (OBSERVING TO HIMSELF0)

A silvery dart shaped like a ghostly bird

Shot out of the end of Dumbledore's wand 

Only Dumbledore said not a word

It flew through the trees to Hagrid's hut beyond 

 

DUMBLEDORE

I just sent an SOS to Hagrid

I just sent an SOS to Hagrid

I know that soon he'll get my

I know that soon he'll get my

I know that soon he'll get my

Magic Messaging Spell, yeah 

Magic Messaging Spell, yeah...Oh, 

Magic Messaging Spell, yeah 

Magic Messaging Spell, yeah 

 

(THEY HEAR HAGRID CRASHING THROUGH THE TREES TOWARDS THEM)

HARRY

Here comes Hagrid now with his dog and his crossbow

DUMBLEDORE (TO HAGRID)

Hagrid, first fetch Karkaroff, then Moody. Go!

HARRY

Man, that messaging spell really worked well!

Wonder what Jo will call this handy magic spell?

 

Hope I learn an SOS like that

Better learn to SOS like that

Dumbledore should now teach me 

Dumbledore should now teach me

Dumbledore should now teach me

Magic Messaging Spell, yeah

Magic Messaging Spell, yeah

Handy magical spell, yeah

Magic Messaging Spell, yeah

 

Teach me how to SOS

Gonna need that SOS

I need to know that SOS

Gotta have that SOS

etc....



 

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"Tut, tut --- hardly any of you remembered that my favorite color is *lilac*. I say so in Year with the Yeti." 

--Gilderoy Lockhart, COS



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