really odd topic: Polyjuice Potion: Gender?

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--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "zoomphy" <zoomphy at y...> wrote:

K. "zoomphy" Said:

> Is cross-gendered Polyjuicing possible? (I hope I wrote that right.)
> 
> Say a man named Theo makes Polyjuice potion from the hair of a girl 
> he knows at work, Erin. So Theo appears to be Erin. Jude, Erin's 
> boyfriend, meanders along and sees Erin!Theo and doesn't realize that 
> he's seeing Theo in disguise. Jude is feeling a little randy...
> 
> Is copulation possible? This is assuming Theo was willing to keep up 
> the charade (for curiosity's sake, of course). Is pregnancy possible? 
> According to the Harry Potter lexicon, Theo would only LOOK like 
> Erin. So I'm thinking no. 
> 
> Say Theo made a polyjuice potion using one of Jude's fingernails, and 
> copulated with Erin, who was completely unaware of her lover's true 
> identity. And say she got pregnant. Would she be carrying Jude's 
> child, or Theo's child?
> 
> Sorry if this has been discussed, or if it seems a wee bit odd, but 
> it's been one of those days.
> 
> K.

Oh now, this is just sick, totally twisted; I love it.

Cross-gender switches-
Sorry, I have to change the names, most of your names strike as being
both male and female names.

So Dick (no pun) becomes poly:Jane. Dick/poly:Jane has sex with John.
Can Dick/poly:Jame get pregnant?

Let's keep in mind the one hour time limit and no this isn't some
macho thing where I think they can have sex for more than an hour
(Although, I can. Really, I can. Serously, don't you believe me? No?
Well, I'm hurt.) 

Although, that doesn't bring up the equally sick possibility of the
polyjuice wearing of while the are ....how should I put this?....
...ah-hem.... 'engaged'.

Dick can't produce an Egg, but Dick/poly:Jane can (maybe). But when
poly:Jane ceases to exist, the egg that can't be produced by the real
Dick (really, no pun intended), ceases to exist. So when poly:Jane
reverts to her/his original state, the poly:Jane egg reverts to it's
original state which is either sperm or nothing.

Let also keep in mind that fertilization rarely (although possible)
occurs in an hour or less. It can, in some instances, take a couple of
days.

Also, as I'm sure you know, the Gryffindor Trinity seems to have
intentionally avoided or at least, appears to have never considered
cross-gender switches. Although, that could just be pre-adolesant angst. 

So, now to the sickest of the sick. (WARNING- NC-17 and sick) If two
guys are trapped on an remote island with nothing but plenty of food,
fresh water, a wig of real woman's hair, and a vat of polyjuice; would
they be tempted?

Sorry, but I did warned you that it was the 'sickest of the sick'.

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