Wormytail (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 42925

Wormytail

(to the tune of the Veggie Tales theme song)

Dedicated to Amy Z (who called some months back for more "off-hand" 
Pettigrew jokes)

Hear a MIDI at:

http://www.heavenlywebs.net/midis/kidsmidis/veggietales.htm

THE SCENE: Undisclosed. Enter HARRY and LORD VOLDEMORT, discussing a 
mutual acquaintance.

VOLDEMORT: If you think no sin could be greater
Or could ever be more malign

HARRY: Than the loathsome deeds of a traitor
Heading straight for Circle Nine

BOTH
Then let us talk Pettigrew!

BOTH
Wormytail, Wormytail, Wormytail, Wormytail
Hear his tale, hear his tale, hear his tale, hear his tale

HARRY
Who knew that I'd combat Scabbers rat?
Wormytail!

VOLDEMORT
My demands are so grand, give a hand,
Wormytail!

HARRY
Soft and bald! Vold installed! I'm appalled!
Wormytail!

VOLDEMORT
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a spy like Wormytail!

HARRY
I should never-ever-ever-ever-ever spare a guy like Wormytail!

BOTH
The crimes of Wormytail!

   - CMC

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Note: Circle Nine alludes to the lowest level of Dante's Inferno, 
where practitioners of the ultimate sin, treason, are sent. 
Literally Hell Frozen Over, with the greatest traitor of them all, 
Satan, locked in the center.