[FILK] HOGSMEADE!

Tue Aug 20 05:19:39 UTC 2002

No: HPFGUIDX 42932

HOGSMEADE!

to the tune of "Downtown" by Petula Clarke

(This is a brochure provided by the Hogsmeade Chamber of Commerce...enchanted, of course, with this song and a moving picture that changes scenes to show what the song is describing. Much like a Muggle t.v. commercial.)

When all the muggles start to make you feel down, then you can always come....to Hogsmeade!

By broomstick or fireplace or train or a portkey, you can always come....to Hogsmeade!

We're proud we can proclaim that we're an only-wizard city!

Won't see any muggles, even in our "inner city". Relax while in town!

Wear all your wizard-wear here. Imagine donning your robes without getting looks queer when in 

Hogsmeade! Won't have to muggle dress...

Hogsmeade! On the way to Loch Ness**...

Hogsmeade, a wonderful village for you! 

If you like shopping, then you will enjoy the great stores on High Street....in Hogsmeade!

There's Dervish and Banges for all your wizarding gear, and Gladrags can't be beat....in Hogsmeade!

There's Zonko's Jokes and Honeyduke's to lighten purse and moods there.

The Three Broomsticks for mulled mead, and a Post Office with owls there, ready for you.

If you want much stronger drink, head to the Hog's Head Inn Pub!  Don't miss the Shack with the Shrieks when in 

Hogsmeade! Please see us soon here in... 

Hogsmeade! Gorgeous in June when in...

Hogsmeade! It's all here waiting for you!

La la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la.... Hogsmeade!

On weekends, Hogwart's students come in droves to our fair city.

They visit the Three Broomsticks and on Butterbeer get giddy ...but it's not strong booze!

They can forget for a while that they should be hard at study for their N.E.W.T.'s and their O.W.L..'s when in 

Hogsmeade! Where fairy lights are bright...

Hogsmeade! Beat the curfew tonight...

Hogsmeade! Students will be alright here! 

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** The Lexicon says that Hogsmeade is in Scotland, UK, which is, of course, home to that famous lake. I have no idea how close it is to Hogsmeade, but I would imagine that when in Scotland, witches and wizards alike would love to go see the world's largest Kelpie (FBAWTFT), whom the Muggles have named "Nessie". 

(A big THANKS to the Lexicon for having all this info in one place to make researching for this song so easy!)

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"Tut, tut --- hardly any of you remembered that my favorite color is *lilac*. I say so in Year with the Yeti." 

--Gilderoy Lockhart, COS

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