[HPforGrownups]99 Rank Dungbombs(FILK)

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 43250






99 Rank Dungbombs

(A Filk by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _99 Red Balloons_ by Nena)

Fred and George in Zonko's Joke Shop
Buy a bag of dungbombs with the money they've got
Light them off at the break of dawn
'Till one by one, they were done
Down the hall, Filch's nostrils' flare
Comes the message, "Something smells there"
Wafting through the corridors
99 rank dungbombs go off

99 rank dungbombs stinking up the Hogwarts' halls
Panic swells, it's red alert
There's Mrs. Norris and Argus Filch
Fred and George spring to life
As fast as their feet can fly
With Filch running close behind
Where 99 rank dungbombs went off

99 detention sheets, 99 more to complete
Filch growls, snarls, glares and scowls
Calls Fred and George something foul
Threatens them with detention
Disembowelment, execution
The Headmaster will be informed
That 99 rank dungbombs went off

99 cabinets of files
One marked confiscated and dangerous
Fred and George have an intuition
George creates a quick diversion
Fred reacts and in a flash
Pulls out the Marauder's Map
Filch doesn't see; he had to cough
As yet another rank dungbomb goes off

99 rank dungbombs go off

99 schemes Fred and George have planned
All helped by the Marauder's Map
Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs
Lead them to where they don't belong
Now to Harry they confess
The secret of their sly success
They bequeath to him the map
Now to Hogsmeade, he may go.....

-Gail B. who proudly wears her new BUTTERFLIES badge





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