Couples in the Potterverse

Sat Dec 7 11:38:58 UTC 2002

No: HPFGUIDX 47890

I arive with a large heart shaped box sugar coated chocolates to 
theorise about love.  I am feeling rather romantic so bare with me if 
I do end up pairing every secondary character off.

But lets start with the main ones:

Ron:  Now I did start believing that Ron and Hermione were ment to be 
together.  But the more I look at it the more and more cliche it 
looks.  Yes they would make an adoreable couple, yes it is quite 
clear that Ron fancys the pants off Hermione but IIRC JKR say that 
each of the main characters would fall for Mr/Miss Wrong.  I believe 
that Hermione is Rons Miss Wrong.  I think it would be better if he 
ended up with someone else, someone already foreshadowed in the 
books.  What was that?  Padma you say?  Goodness no, Rons going to 
swallow his pride, grow up and ask Eliose Midgen to go on a date.

Harry:  Will not date Ginny - no!  I can't stand this coupling.  If 
you like it then fair enough but I have different plans for Ginny.  
Anyway I don't think Harry will end up with anyone, perhaps Hermione 
for a while, just during her phase where she can't believe that Ron 
doesn't fancy her anymore.  But I have different plans for Hermione 
aswell.  Anyway Harry is going to die before any serious relationship 
developes.

Ginny:  Has to end up with Neville.  No questions asked this would be 
the cutest couple in the Potterverse and would make for some 
excellent scenes between Neville and the Weasly clan as they all 
became far too over protective of their little sister.

Snape and Petunia:  OK, so I am pritty sure he was in love with her 
sister but I can see the dark haired Snape fall for this 
blonde...er...bombshell?  Once she discovers she's magical ofcourse.

Ernie MacMillan and Hannah Abbot:  Cannon?  They were swopping 
chocolate frog cards in the Three Broomsticks in GoF.  A sure sign of 
love if ever I saw one.

Hermione:  Hmm.  This one was tricky as I had already paired off 
Ron.  But I think there could come a time when Ron bares his soul to 
her, she lets him down gently, he takes a while to get over her but 
when he does she discoveres that she really did like his affections.  
So I think she might end up with Draco, once she gets over Ron, if 
and only if he turns to the light side.  If not then...how 
about...er...Studmuffin!Dudley.  What!  I hear you scream.  
Studmuffin!Dudley, is this girl mad!  Well all I am saying is Harry 
hasn't seen his cousin in 10 months, you can loose alot of weight in 
10 months - and I didn't say that Studmuffins had to have a 
perticularly nice personality.

Well there you go, I'm all romanced out.

Theresnothingtoit
(who appologises that the entire above was based on the flimsised of 
cannon and some of it just based in my brain but I forgot to pack my 
books when I went to university but I go home next week Woo Hoo!)