The Trek of the MAGIC DISHWASHER (filk)

[Caius Marcius <coriolan_cmc@hotmail.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 48155

The Trek of the MAGIC DISHWASHER

To the tune of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 

Hear the original at 

http://www.foxlink.net/~bobnbren/1970s.html#T

Dedicated to Pip, Grey Wolf, Marina Frants (aka Mariner) and the 
authors of Hypothetic Alley: Tabouli, Elkins, Dicentra spectabilis, 
and Cindy C. (who made this filk much easier to write)

http://www.i2k.com/~svderark/lexicon/faq/hypotheticalley.html#md


Post 39662 on HP4GU
Though some said, "Hey, it sounds fishy to me"
The theory we read prompted many a thread 
And made TBAY grow even more roomy 
Secret plots Dumbledore hatched to halt Voldemort
That's the MAGIC DISHWASHER in essence
Al said, "Pettigrew, let the dirty rat through,
And Voldy goes into obsolescence"

It started when Pip let a new theory rip
And made Spy Game into a hard science
Then the Wolf who is Grey leapt right into the fray
With his metaphor of an appliance 
Since with TBAY the rule (if you want to be cool)
Is to dub your theory with initials
The Ancient Mariner had the wit to confer
The acronym that's now official

The Vaporized!Voldy kept on rattling around
Dumbledore said,  "Some day we must face him
But when he returns let it be on my terms
Then once and for all I'll erase him.
We'll beat Voldemort in a shadowy war,
Information our ultimate weapon.
A bodyguard of lies will keep our Truths disguised
On this outcome I shall stake my rep on!

"Hagrid, once detained in the prison, explained
Azkaban proved to be full of blabbers
A rumor he heard (though it sounded absurd)
That Pete Pettigrew lived on as Scabbers
When Sirius escaped I made plans then with Snape
A complex intricate agenda
Pete, Harry & Black would all meet in the Shack
With Harry to serve as Pete's defender 

"The plan may sound callous but there's no trace of malice
Young Harry can deal with strife yet
He shall use no curse, he'll show splendid mercy
And place Pettigrew deeply in life-debt

"
So it more or less went, though Black was innocent. 
And poor Snape took a blow to his noggin
But he still kept discrete on the exit of Pete 
And with Fudge indulged in some hot-doggin'

Now Voldy with blood and with flesh and with bone
Was revived with a poison-pill potion 
When a Potter blood-mix the Dark Lord made his fix,
Dumble's eyes glowed with noble emotion.
Now, will Smart!Voldemort battle `gainst Dumbledore?
Will we next see a Spying Game sequel?
Can we all get a link if we just metathink?
Or just wait til in Book Five to peek well?

In a scary safe house on a part of TBAY
Where the silent conspirators hush her
In a kitchen installed the appliance that's called
Our grand theory the MAGIC DISHWASHER
Post 39662 on HP4GU
Though some said, "Hey, it sounds fishy to me"
The theory we read prompted many a thread 
And made TBAY grow even more roomy




     -	CMC

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