[filk] Peeves the Poltergeist

[Lilac]

No: HPFGUIDX 48542


PEEVES THE POLTERGEIST

to the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

 

 

HARRY:

Peeves the Poltergeist was filling-in

Dirty lyrics into Christmas songs.

The armor suits forgot

All the words, and Peeves had thought

He’d add some phrases nasty that would

Makes one’s face all hot!

 

Peeves the Poltergeist was chuckling

Since he did embarrass everyone.

Now I’ll never sing straight-faced

The song "What Child is This?".

Peeves has tainted all the Christmas songs!



 

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"Professor, can you show me that blocking thing again?"

Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder.  "Just do what I did, Harry!"

"What, drop my wand?"

 --Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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